LDP, barely a party but complete failures none the less.

Pull up a seat kiddos and stab yourself in the face, it’s semi-educational time. Japan’s Liberal Democratic Party just had its shit kicked in last Sunday. Overlooking the fact the LDP was neither liberal, democratic, nor a party, as my professor loved to reiterate, this will be the first time in like 50 years the LDP has lost power. Baring the 6 month hiatus, which ended up like my trip to Hawaii for Spring Break. In that, the opposition parties, much like the 3 guys with 6 bitchy cunts more concerned with arguing than having fun, got nothing done. To the point that the socialist party just said “Fuck it, we’re going to eat at the fucking Korean BBQ restaurant ourselves bitches.” This resulted in the Socialists defecting and putting the LDP back in power. The LDP then proceeded to rape all the parties involved like a man who got out of jail after sucking dick for 20 years.

That’ll hold him, FOR NOW

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