Retardation in the UK (London Part 2)

I learned two things this week:

1) I really suck at counter-strike. Like man, my reaction time blows, probably from all the punches to the head or something. I am actually through obsessive enough to create an experimentation regiment using several online reaction tests and charting the data in excel to insure I can creditably argue I suck based on physical disabilities so I can get a “handicap gamertag". (Not joking, I’m thanking some god my reaction time is getting better.)

2) Learning British accounting is like dealing with anything British, shit is all fucking different when it just doesn’t need to be. Furthermore, all that stupid shit is completely fucking over your day. FOR FUCK’S SAKE WHAT IS UP WITH THE THREE COLUMNS ON THE FUCKING BALANCE SHEET!!!? I ALREADY HATE ACCOUNTING AS IS! AND NOW I HAVE TO RELEARN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING AGAIN?

Now these annoyances are probably not enough to make me go out of my way to write a post, but Scritty was kind of enough to call me a fag and I strongly suggested I should hurry the fuck up. As such, I’m writing part two of London time.

Union Gurren

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Summer anime also sucks, stay the fuck outside, unless you worry about nuclear winter

I spent last week mainly filling out annoyingly long paper work for business school financial aid. My general belief is, “If there’s money involved, it’s like putting your balls in a fruit juicer.” I postulate it goes back to fact the organizations don’t want people to, you know, actually get the money.

MS Paint, e.g. photoshop for retards

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Who wouldn’t want a death star laser for xmas?

Friday, my terminator turned governor showed off a nifty new toy paid for by the US tax payers. The new 192 laser system that makes all the other kids on the block wish they had a cool dad that would buy them a badass laser system. Of course all their dad’s are either stuck in dead in jobs, or if they had money, have long since divorced their moms for something hotter and younger.

Sorry kiddos.

MIKURU BI-MU

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Lakers go up 3-2, credit cards companies take it up the a, and Haruhi is here (don’t call it a comeback)

You will have to pardon me while I try to curb my enthusiasm, maybe Fox would be so kind as to cancel me in my prime too, but it has been one of my few non-shitty weeks. I shall try and speak only briefly on the topic of basketball or I will be forced to endure IM’s from Scritty telling me “stfu about failball” along with the usual things he’d to me whilst inebriated.

I’m totally going to rape the banks yo

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