Pig plague Pandemic of phun!

Well I must thank my loveable sociopath/psychopath scritty for holding down the fort while I fucked around on programming assignments along with dealing with the amazement of getting some acceptances from UK business schools. It’s shocking that admissions people can choose candidates based on what classes you took and how well you did in them, instead of some test which is only has at best a 41% correlation with your 1st year grades.

I digress, I do believe that I am under the assumption that I should be shitting bricks from a pseudo plague.

2005 Corrupted blood plague. Another plague for the lulz

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H1N1. Sounds like that Gorillaz song.

Heich one, en one.

Fucking swine flu, anyway.  My first thought was that it was another Marblecake prank. A fairly awesome one if it was them. Still holding out hope.

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL, KID.

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