Brb Cat on Fire
Fucking shit, I'll call you back
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The future is in the future.
Posted on May 28th, 2009 1 commentWell, just deleted a massive whiny post about how big bad politicians are making things suck for people that aren’t them.
Because people in power always make things better for people in power, that’s just normal.
So very splendid.
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Lakers go up 3-2, credit cards companies take it up the a, and Haruhi is here (don’t call it a comeback)
Posted on May 28th, 2009 1 commentYou will have to pardon me while I try to curb my enthusiasm, maybe Fox would be so kind as to cancel me in my prime too, but it has been one of my few non-shitty weeks. I shall try and speak only briefly on the topic of basketball or I will be forced to endure IM’s from Scritty telling me “stfu about failball” along with the usual things he’d to me whilst inebriated.
I’m totally going to rape the banks yo
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It’s a dawn of a new (fail)age
Posted on May 15th, 2009 No commentsWith the spread of the
cancersocial media, people have an unprecedented to ability toannoyinform people with every minute detail of their life. I was thinking about what are the social ramifications of such conceptions. But then, LIKE LIGHTING, a news flash came. Sluts, craigslist, panties, oh my. http://abcnews.go.com/US/Story?id=7398011
That’s a 52 hit dead cow combo by the way.
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I love reading books.
Posted on May 12th, 2009 2 commentsI’m a big fan of the written word.
Mildly exclusive to Fantasy or Science-Fiction, though. I’ve been known to venture into more realistic works, but I don’t like staying in worlds where there isn’t something awesome happening.
See? Awesome. Awesomnomnom.
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4chan wins and the cancer spreads
Posted on May 7th, 2009 1 commentI’m about a week or so late on this but I think it’s still worth mentioning. 4chan’s moot was voted Time’s most influential person of the year. While that alone is startling enough, I think it’s of even greater significance to tell the tale of how the Warriors of moot brought forth the Lulpocalypse.
“My life for 4chan”
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Why I hate LA : Pretending to work in the entertainment industry
Posted on May 7th, 2009 2 commentsI wanted to start my series on “Why I hate LA” earlier, but then the Swine flu hit, and well, it was low hanging fruit.
So the true official start of the continued series that will be used whenever I want a quick post has begun.
I can’t fucking wait to get to London
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Pig plague Pandemic of phun!
Posted on April 30th, 2009 3 commentsWell I must thank my loveable sociopath/psychopath scritty for holding down the fort while I fucked around on programming assignments along with dealing with the amazement of getting some acceptances from UK business schools. It’s shocking that admissions people can choose candidates based on what classes you took and how well you did in them, instead of some test which is only has at best a 41% correlation with your 1st year grades.
I digress, I do believe that I am under the assumption that I should be shitting bricks from a pseudo plague.
2005 Corrupted blood plague. Another plague for the lulz
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H1N1. Sounds like that Gorillaz song.
Posted on April 30th, 2009 No commentsHeich one, en one.
Fucking swine flu, anyway. My first thought was that it was another Marblecake prank. A fairly awesome one if it was them. Still holding out hope.
YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL, KID.
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Lol, North Korea
Posted on April 29th, 2009 1 commentStealing Seebo’s topicline here.
North Korea threating nuclear tests.
Rofl.
I'VE GOT A NUKE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE
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Die, just die, you asshats.
Posted on April 22nd, 2009 No commentsFuck has completely lost it’s fucking meaning these days. People aren’t offended by it, it doesn’t have any impact. It’s overused by children.
If I want to have an impact these days when speaking, if you want something to HIT someone, I find explaining something horrible in a deadpan tone with a straight face works well.
Other people might find this a little disturbing, but fuck ‘em.
