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  • LDP, barely a party but complete failures none the less.

    Posted on September 2nd, 2009 Cibo No comments

    Pull up a seat kiddos and stab yourself in the face, it’s semi-educational time. Japan’s Liberal Democratic Party just had its shit kicked in last Sunday. Overlooking the fact the LDP was neither liberal, democratic, nor a party, as my professor loved to reiterate, this will be the first time in like 50 years the LDP has lost power. Baring the 6 month hiatus, which ended up like my trip to Hawaii for Spring Break. In that, the opposition parties, much like the 3 guys with 6 bitchy cunts more concerned with arguing than having fun, got nothing done. To the point that the socialist party just said “Fuck it, we’re going to eat at the fucking Korean BBQ restaurant ourselves bitches.” This resulted in the Socialists defecting and putting the LDP back in power. The LDP then proceeded to rape all the parties involved like a man who got out of jail after sucking dick for 20 years.

    pedo_bear

    That’ll hold him, FOR NOW

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  • This is my happy face.

    Posted on August 24th, 2009 Scritty No comments

    “PTTEP” can blow me. Blooooooow me.

    Somehow, these idiots have managed to royally FUCK the Timor sea. Yeah, not just a small area, most of a SEA. Neato.

    This is what happens when greedy fucktards drill for oil. They’ve managed to ruin an entire well, which is now pumping itself into the timor sea. This’ll continue for the next two months.

    Pro Status.

    But oils easy! We can make plastic with it! And shiny, shiny, shiny cars!

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  • Escape From LA

    Posted on August 20th, 2009 Cibo 1 comment

    Well, count-down one month and I’m fucking out of LA for business school in London. What better way to prepare by picking up the Street Fighter 4 Tournament Stick. I mean it’s only like 10 to 15 lbs and will probably cost like 30-40 bucks to ship but hey that’s ok. I can finally quit fucking up my focus attack dash cancel to ultra fireball; though it’s a Japanese style layout which has its own aggravations. And if you understood that, +5 KOOL KID POINTS!!

    I seriously must have owned or used every fucking shitty ass game peripheral from

    1988-1997

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  • Retardation in the UK (London Part 2)

    Posted on August 11th, 2009 Cibo 4 comments

    I learned two things this week:

    1) I really suck at counter-strike. Like man, my reaction time blows, probably from all the punches to the head or something. I am actually through obsessive enough to create an experimentation regiment using several online reaction tests and charting the data in excel to insure I can creditably argue I suck based on physical disabilities so I can get a “handicap gamertag”. (Not joking, I’m thanking some god my reaction time is getting better.)

    2) Learning British accounting is like dealing with anything British, shit is all fucking different when it just doesn’t need to be. Furthermore, all that stupid shit is completely fucking over your day. FOR FUCK’S SAKE WHAT IS UP WITH THE THREE COLUMNS ON THE FUCKING BALANCE SHEET!!!? I ALREADY HATE ACCOUNTING AS IS! AND NOW I HAVE TO RELEARN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING AGAIN?

    Now these annoyances are probably not enough to make me go out of my way to write a post, but Scritty was kind of enough to call me a fag and I strongly suggested I should hurry the fuck up. As such, I’m writing part two of London time.

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    Union Gurren

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  • Mind the gap (London part 1)

    Posted on July 30th, 2009 Cibo 2 comments

    Coming back to LA after 10 days in London, well, frankly sucks. The only plus is the weather in LA doesn’t blow. Outside of that, yeah I’m back in hell (and jet-lagged by 8 hours). It was also nice of my hopefully future university to put in a pass or get-the-fuck-out math test after I paid a 1000 pound deposit.

    I then spent the week after I got back getting up to speed on my “maths”. Though, on the plus side, I’m pretty decent at the derivatives now. The next post will be a Haruhi regression analysis of my enjoyment with the show. Here’s a preview, it’s a DOWNWARD SLOPE!

    Fuck the gap!

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  • Today, we appreciate cake.

    Posted on July 29th, 2009 Scritty 3 comments

    Fuck yeah, cake.

    Cake, best idea ever?

    Cake, best idea ever?

    Some thirty dozen years ago, Bob the Android thought up cake. For this, we honor him (not his memory, androids are immortal and he just cake to my place for a coffee).

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  • Let’s throw rocks at the hornet’s nest!

    Posted on July 27th, 2009 Cibo 3 comments

    My apologies about the lack of updates. I haven’t had much free time for writing since I’ve been in London the past week or so and I just got back. But, at least 4chan is still in the news. Brilliant move by AT&T to piss off the retards with too much time on their hands and are always looking for a cause to drag shit into your house. Anyway, thanks for the lulz 4chan.

    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/AT&T_Blocks_4chan

    Prepare the Chris Henson!

     NOT SOOO FAST!!!!

    I’ll write about my trip to London later.

  • Anime Expo 09, I can’t believe I’m still doing this

    Posted on July 12th, 2009 Cibo No comments

    So I’m back from Anime Expo; along with the standard week or so it takes for me to give enough of a damn to write a post. Will I still be here ten years from now mocking people and buying anime shit? Sadly, that’s highly plausible.

    lulz, I sees a loser!!

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  • There’s a complete lack of secular homeless shelters in this goddamned city.

    Posted on July 10th, 2009 Scritty 2 comments

    So fuck this homeless shelter volunteering idea. I’m just gonna buy some wool socks and hand ’em out to bums in town.

    Maybe some chocolate idk.

    Better than “Hey, I know you’re really fucking vunerable right now, so while you eat that food I just gave you, I’m going to give you a little sermon. Disagree, and I might stop with the food.”

    So to help some homeless dude, I have to watch em get converted to dumbassery?

    So to help some homeless dude, I have to watch 'em get converted to dumbassery?

  • So I’m some kind of greenie, humanitarian now.

    Posted on July 9th, 2009 Scritty 1 comment

    I’m going to be volunteering at a homeless shelter soon.

    I know, fucking out of character.  I also attended a meeting with our minister for the environment. With lots of other folks from Greenpeace.

    Does this make me a hippy? I’m worried I’ll catch “fervor” from them and wind up in a commune.

    Oh god, hippies. Im destined to be around people who dont use soap.

    Oh god, hippies. I'm destined to be around people who don't use soap.

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