Die, just die, you asshats.

Fuck has completely lost it’s fucking meaning these days. People aren’t offended by it, it doesn’t have any impact. It’s overused by children.

If I want to have an impact these days when speaking, if you want something to HIT someone, I find explaining something horrible in a deadpan tone with a straight face works well.

Other people might find this a little disturbing, but fuck ‘em.

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North Korea Missile Crisis storytime

Well, since I feel like writing a lot today, I’ll talk about how North Korea shot another missile over Japan again this week. I usually avoid talking about politics, but because this topic deals with international security and nukes, which fits into my area of expertise, I feel it’s worth talking about.

“I’m going to crack that mother fucker’s head like a coconut.”

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Clich(FUNNY E THING)d witty title.

So Seebo (as I call him) aka Ninjabastard (odd name, as I’m the actual bastard and more of a ninja than he is) and I would like to go into business at some stage. (And by business, I mean licking each other’s elbows).

…I actually mean start a company, but the elbow offer is on the table.

Hence why I’m working as a highly technical network ops chappie for a powerful multinational, and he’s sitting on his ass. Such is life. But it’s fun to discuss business plans. He’s the one who can actually deal with, as it were, business things. I prefer hiding in a server room playing with VM settings and reconfiguring routers. Plus I like the cold (at work here, I’ve got the aircon on 18 degrees). Bending my head around putting together a business plan would BREAK MY SOUL.

Break it. Like a carrot stuck in a beaker of liquid carbon dioxide and then slammed with a brick. I cringe when I have to deal with the finance dept here (which is why I’m owed $500 that I’m not sure I’ll ever get, the hoops are ridiculous).

Shit, where was I? Business!

We’ve got a business plan for a company to distribute anime in a few countries. It’s fairly well laid out, so if you want to invest $2,000,000 into something fun, feel free to throw it our way.

Returns should either be high, low, or negative. Or all three.

Thought for the day – Wouldn’t it be fun to ram a barn with a tractor?