Summer anime also sucks, stay the fuck outside, unless you worry about nuclear winter

I spent last week mainly filling out annoyingly long paper work for business school financial aid. My general belief is, “If there’s money involved, it’s like putting your balls in a fruit juicer.” I postulate it goes back to fact the organizations don’t want people to, you know, actually get the money.

MS Paint, e.g. photoshop for retards

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Do characters in comics have ages?

Spotted this on Stallman.org today -

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/05/manga-porn/

Dude’s been arrested and convicted of, effectively, being a kiddy fiddler for owning some comics that apparently depict some kids being sexually abused.

Oh man where those cartoons at dawg.

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The future is in the future.

Well, just deleted a massive whiny post about how big bad politicians are making things suck for people that aren’t them.

Because people in power always make things better for people in power, that’s just normal.

So very splendid.

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It’s a dawn of a new (fail)age

With the spread of the cancer social media, people have an unprecedented to ability to annoy inform people with every minute detail of their life. I was thinking about what are the social ramifications of such conceptions. But then, LIKE LIGHTING, a news flash came. Sluts, craigslist, panties, oh my. http://abcnews.go.com/US/Story?id=7398011

That’s a 52 hit dead cow combo by the way.

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I love reading books.

I’m a big fan of the written word.

Mildly exclusive to Fantasy or Science-Fiction, though. I’ve been known to venture into more realistic works, but I don’t like staying in worlds where there isn’t something awesome happening.

See? Awesome. Awesomnomnom.

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Why I hate LA : Pretending to work in the entertainment industry

I wanted to start my series on “Why I hate LA” earlier, but then the Swine flu hit, and well, it was low hanging fruit.

So the true official start of the continued series that will be used whenever I want a quick post has begun.

I can’t fucking wait to get to London

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Die, just die, you asshats.

Fuck has completely lost it’s fucking meaning these days. People aren’t offended by it, it doesn’t have any impact. It’s overused by children.

If I want to have an impact these days when speaking, if you want something to HIT someone, I find explaining something horrible in a deadpan tone with a straight face works well.

Other people might find this a little disturbing, but fuck ‘em.

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Spring anime sucks, go the fuck outside and i hate “social media”… still

Well, the new season of anime is here, and well it blows. After finishing off all 3 of the series I was watching in the last couple of weeks (Toradora, Maria Holic and Gundam 00), I’m left with looking at the pile of shit for Spring anime programming and thinking “There goes my weekly anime”. I also have another concussion, I think it’s number 4 or 5, so I can’t box either. I guess I could finish up all those books I have like 1/4 read. Or, I can write about stupid shit…. and we have a winnar!

OH SHIT! OH SHIT! BEAR! BEAR! OH FUCK! OH FUCK! OH FUCK SHIT!

FUCK! I think I just froze my piss to my balls

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HI, I’m Billy Mays and I’m here to talk you about Gundam 00 S2 24

As, I finish up my Integrated Marketing Course, most likely with an A, I think it’s fitting that I end it on Billy Maze. Wtf who’s this douche? I’m going to pretend you care and tell you.

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The good times aren’t killing me.

Unlike Modest Mouse. I love Good News for People Who Love Bad News. (Black Cadillacs RAWR)

Had my cat put down today, sadface. Dropped Chris (my father) off at the airport, he’s heading to Canadia (yes, I do mean to spell it that way) for a skiing holiday. Lucky bastard. Still dealing with him and Katherine (mumsie dearest) splitting because she’s decided she’s in love with a poor italian waiter. I maintain this is because of the “that’s sooooo romantic!” part of the situation. Also my cousister (cousin + sisterfriend person) had a cancer care thing because of a lump on her thigh. turns out it’s just a weird hematoma, but she had to get an MRI to figure that out.

NOW, off the topic of random life shit that every blog has, here’s the AWESOME part where I’m AWESOME. FUCKYEAH.

Something everyone should do in their life – Cross dress and enjoy it.

Seriously.

Go dress up like a chick and RAWK THE FUCK OUT. Put some effort into it, obviously. If you need to slim down to look more feminine, do it. Shave your legs, get a pretty dress and some nice shoes, do your hair up and get a nice looking choker. You’ll feel sexy as SHIT once you get over the “lol i’m such a fag” part of it and you’re guaranteed to pull. Not that I bother, my interest in sex is nearly zero. I just don’t like other people :3

CONTRARY to popular belief, yes, you can be perfectly happy single. I massively prefer it to constantly dealing with someone else’s shit.

And sex? Not a big deal. Really, it isn’t. People who are complaining because they haven’t got laid? Whiners.

Remember kids – Excessive self confidence and an appreciation of the ridiculous makes your life better.