Die, just die, you asshats.

Fuck has completely lost it’s fucking meaning these days. People aren’t offended by it, it doesn’t have any impact. It’s overused by children.

If I want to have an impact these days when speaking, if you want something to HIT someone, I find explaining something horrible in a deadpan tone with a straight face works well.

Other people might find this a little disturbing, but fuck ‘em.

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North Korea Missile Crisis storytime

Well, since I feel like writing a lot today, I’ll talk about how North Korea shot another missile over Japan again this week. I usually avoid talking about politics, but because this topic deals with international security and nukes, which fits into my area of expertise, I feel it’s worth talking about.

“I’m going to crack that mother fucker’s head like a coconut.”

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HI, I’m Billy Mays and I’m here to talk you about Gundam 00 S2 24

As, I finish up my Integrated Marketing Course, most likely with an A, I think it’s fitting that I end it on Billy Maze. Wtf who’s this douche? I’m going to pretend you care and tell you.

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Feeling decidedly *political* of late.

“Feeling political” can mean a lot of things to a lot of people.  For me, it’s spending time paying attention to governments.

Wow this shit’s really fucking depressing. Goddamn.

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The good times aren’t killing me.

Unlike Modest Mouse. I love Good News for People Who Love Bad News. (Black Cadillacs RAWR)

Had my cat put down today, sadface. Dropped Chris (my father) off at the airport, he’s heading to Canadia (yes, I do mean to spell it that way) for a skiing holiday. Lucky bastard. Still dealing with him and Katherine (mumsie dearest) splitting because she’s decided she’s in love with a poor italian waiter. I maintain this is because of the “that’s sooooo romantic!” part of the situation. Also my cousister (cousin + sisterfriend person) had a cancer care thing because of a lump on her thigh. turns out it’s just a weird hematoma, but she had to get an MRI to figure that out.

NOW, off the topic of random life shit that every blog has, here’s the AWESOME part where I’m AWESOME. FUCKYEAH.

Something everyone should do in their life – Cross dress and enjoy it.

Seriously.

Go dress up like a chick and RAWK THE FUCK OUT. Put some effort into it, obviously. If you need to slim down to look more feminine, do it. Shave your legs, get a pretty dress and some nice shoes, do your hair up and get a nice looking choker. You’ll feel sexy as SHIT once you get over the “lol i’m such a fag” part of it and you’re guaranteed to pull. Not that I bother, my interest in sex is nearly zero. I just don’t like other people :3

CONTRARY to popular belief, yes, you can be perfectly happy single. I massively prefer it to constantly dealing with someone else’s shit.

And sex? Not a big deal. Really, it isn’t. People who are complaining because they haven’t got laid? Whiners.

Remember kids – Excessive self confidence and an appreciation of the ridiculous makes your life better.

Clich(FUNNY E THING)d witty title.

So Seebo (as I call him) aka Ninjabastard (odd name, as I’m the actual bastard and more of a ninja than he is) and I would like to go into business at some stage. (And by business, I mean licking each other’s elbows).

…I actually mean start a company, but the elbow offer is on the table.

Hence why I’m working as a highly technical network ops chappie for a powerful multinational, and he’s sitting on his ass. Such is life. But it’s fun to discuss business plans. He’s the one who can actually deal with, as it were, business things. I prefer hiding in a server room playing with VM settings and reconfiguring routers. Plus I like the cold (at work here, I’ve got the aircon on 18 degrees). Bending my head around putting together a business plan would BREAK MY SOUL.

Break it. Like a carrot stuck in a beaker of liquid carbon dioxide and then slammed with a brick. I cringe when I have to deal with the finance dept here (which is why I’m owed $500 that I’m not sure I’ll ever get, the hoops are ridiculous).

Shit, where was I? Business!

We’ve got a business plan for a company to distribute anime in a few countries. It’s fairly well laid out, so if you want to invest $2,000,000 into something fun, feel free to throw it our way.

Returns should either be high, low, or negative. Or all three.

Thought for the day – Wouldn’t it be fun to ram a barn with a tractor?

So I accessed this account thing

First thing I hear is "you guys want to get dryfucked?".

Also, I’m listening to Dashboard. Yes, Modest mouse. Go listen to "Tiny Cities made of Ashes".

I’m assuming you like awesome things.

I like awesome things.

I’ll leave you with the thought – Shitting Dick Nipples.

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“You know, I probably should run a scan on that first….”

Like many things in life, I regret my actions after I fucked up. Especially, when I knew this was going to happen.

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Alright, let’s get shit started

Ok, I’m starting to get the hang of this bloggy thingie. I mean blogs are so new amirite?. Anyway, since I’m a retard and all the other themes I have at the moment look even more shitty – in addition to the flower being so lame its boarder line epic – the flower stays until I get a better theme and banner.

Currently I’m watching Maria + Holic, Toradora, Clannad After Story, and Gundam 00. This means the bulk of the updates will be towards the end of the week. I’ll try to get 2-3 decent updates a week.

Also the NBA All-Star weekend is coming up. That means no D and badass dunks by people paid more in one year than I’ll ever be worth in my whole lifetime. I’m fucking stoked.