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Retardation in the UK (London Part 2)
Posted on August 11th, 2009 4 commentsI learned two things this week:
1) I really suck at counter-strike. Like man, my reaction time blows, probably from all the punches to the head or something. I am actually
throughobsessive enough to create an experimentation regiment using several online reaction tests and charting the data in excel to insure I can creditably argue I suck based on physical disabilities so I can get a “handicap gamertag". (Not joking, I’m thanking some god my reaction time is getting better.)2) Learning British accounting is like dealing with anything British, shit is all fucking different when it just doesn’t need to be. Furthermore, all that stupid shit is completely fucking over your day. FOR FUCK’S SAKE WHAT IS UP WITH THE THREE COLUMNS ON THE FUCKING BALANCE SHEET!!!? I ALREADY HATE ACCOUNTING AS IS! AND NOW I HAVE TO RELEARN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING AGAIN?
Now these annoyances are probably not enough to make me go out of my way to write a post, but Scritty was kind of enough to call me a fag and I strongly suggested I should hurry the fuck up. As such, I’m writing part two of London time.
Union Gurren
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Anime Expo 09, I can’t believe I’m still doing this
Posted on July 12th, 2009 No commentsSo I’m back from Anime Expo; along with the standard week or so it takes for me to give enough of a damn to write a post. Will I still be here ten years from now mocking people and buying anime shit? Sadly, that’s highly plausible.
lulz, I sees a loser!!
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Dogs, deafness, and K-on!
Posted on June 23rd, 2009 2 commentsSo I wrote this huge game theoretic post about why the Playstation 3 will not able to get back into the running and will be stuck in 3rd in most markets outside of Japan. Then I remembered like no one gives a shit about that kind of stuff but me.
I then started wondering about what to write and then it hit me.
Wtf?
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Reminiscing time: Anime Expo 20XX
Posted on June 18th, 2009 1 commentOn a slightly up-note, my programming instructor got 90% of my final exam answers and the dude was cool enough to grade based on that. So for the moment I won’t have to toss Scritty under the bus, FOR NOW…
“Fuck you and your scooter Scritty”
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Why do you hate me Jeebus?!
Posted on June 14th, 2009 2 comments
What wonderful news indeeeed!!! -
How to choke, aka NBA game 4 finals. And holy shit there’s a Gundam!
Posted on June 11th, 2009 2 comments
Yeah, she’d shoot free throws better than Dwight Howard
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Summer anime also sucks, stay the fuck outside, unless you worry about nuclear winter
Posted on June 8th, 2009 No commentsI spent last week mainly filling out annoyingly long paper work for business school financial aid. My general belief is, “If there’s money involved, it’s like putting your balls in a fruit juicer.” I postulate it goes back to fact the organizations don’t want people to, you know, actually get the money.
MS Paint, e.g. photoshop for retards
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Lakers go up 3-2, credit cards companies take it up the a, and Haruhi is here (don’t call it a comeback)
Posted on May 28th, 2009 1 commentYou will have to pardon me while I try to curb my enthusiasm, maybe Fox would be so kind as to cancel me in my prime too, but it has been one of my few non-shitty weeks. I shall try and speak only briefly on the topic of basketball or I will be forced to endure IM’s from Scritty telling me “stfu about failball” along with the usual things he’d to me whilst inebriated.
I’m totally going to rape the banks yo
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Spring anime sucks, go the fuck outside and i hate “social media”… still
Posted on April 11th, 2009 No commentsWell, the new season of anime is here, and well it blows. After finishing off all 3 of the series I was watching in the last couple of weeks (Toradora, Maria Holic and Gundam 00), I’m left with looking at the pile of shit for Spring anime programming and thinking “There goes my weekly anime”. I also have another concussion, I think it’s number 4 or 5, so I can’t box either. I guess I could finish up all those books I have like 1/4 read. Or, I can write about stupid shit…. and we have a winnar!
OH SHIT! OH SHIT! BEAR! BEAR! OH FUCK! OH FUCK! OH FUCK SHIT!
FUCK! I think I just froze my piss to my balls
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Gundam s2 25, it’s like a flock of geese being sucked up by an airplane propeller.
Posted on April 5th, 2009 1 commentWell, the end is here. Gundam is over. No more unintentional lulz, no more homotography, no more “wait didn’t that fucker die last week?”. It’s a sad time, but don’t be sad, more lulz are on the way.
If I was a pro photoshoper, that would be a Gundam.
