Summer anime also sucks, stay the fuck outside, unless you worry about nuclear winter

I spent last week mainly filling out annoyingly long paper work for business school financial aid. My general belief is, “If there’s money involved, it’s like putting your balls in a fruit juicer.” I postulate it goes back to fact the organizations don’t want people to, you know, actually get the money.

MS Paint, e.g. photoshop for retards

Well, I thought that spring anime was sucking because they were saving it for Summer, I guess I was wrong there. Though i still think I have the potential to be right on the broke ass one.

I heard good things about Hetalia so that might be something. But, overall, Summer is worse than Spring. Spring at least had K-On! with all it’s moe blob goodness and music videos. (I think KyoAni has at this point perfected the art of the school girl musical sequence.) That said, Spring blew. I had hoped that Summer would at least have 1 more series worth watching. I guess such aspirations have gone awry much like the Weaboos who went to Japan and found out the Japanese hate them as much as the Americans do. However, yes, there is Haruhi but Kadokawa has already exceeded my expectations in trolling.

I had presumed that there would be AT LEAST 2 weeks of new Haruhi episodes before going back to reruns. They showed one new episode and now there is 3 weeks worth of reruns before there is even the Potential to have a new episode. I liked how they went about raising people’s hopes and dreams after 3 years and then proceeded to crush them like the idiots who decided to buy houses they couldn’t afford on negative amortization. Well played sir, well played. I almost want to take that Kadokawa internship, even if I have to pay to be a slave, which is what internships are. If it involves ruining people’s dreams on a daily basis like that, I want to see trolling like that first hand from these here Tokyo boys.

This is going in your pooper

And in other news, North Korea is back in the spotlight again. Determined to not be out done by those Hollywood retards who hold a special place in my heart for people I’d like to push down a flight of stairs, North Korea is launching nukes, capturing reporters and will eat my fucking cat. Admittedly, it’s not noteworthy the reporters got captured, they’re pretty stupid in general and it’s usually their fault for going out of their way to die for the next BIG SCOOP.

BIG SCOOP!!!

But, because of the reporters desire to advance their career by being morons who broadcast their story in/near the North Korean border, the US is now in the position of having to fucking give up something to get the dumbasses back. Journalists always talk about how they owe it to the public to get the truth out. Yet, they kind of gloss over the fact they end up getting killed or caught all the time for being retards, which then puts their government in a huge foreign policy crisis. But, that’s ok IM A SUPER JOURNALIST! IT’S ALL ME BRO!

CAN YOU HANDLE THE MOTHER FUCKING REPORTING IN HERE!?

North Korea, ever the drama queen. What the fuck do they even produce besides badly made nukes that anyone could make given the uranium-235 or plutonium-239 needed? Come on China, don’t you want to keep your pudding pops? Holy fuck, just let the fucking country get nuked. It would solve all your problems.

Peace out

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