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  • H1N1. Sounds like that Gorillaz song.

    Posted on April 30th, 2009 Scritty No comments

    Heich one, en one.

    Fucking swine flu, anyway.  My first thought was that it was another Marblecake prank. A fairly awesome one if it was them. Still holding out hope.

    YOUVE DOOMED US ALL, KID.

    YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL, KID.

    Social Media (I probably shouldn’t be to much of a dick about it, considering what I’m writing in) has been going all over the place with this for the last ~36 hours. Especially Twitter, oh my.

    If you paid attention to most of that crap, you’d be convinced there’s actually a Zombie uprising, over 3% of people have the bloody flu, and that the aporkalypse was nigh. As it is, there’s HIGH estimates of 2,500 infections worldwide. I’ll admit it seems to be spreading at a decent rate, but there’s only about 250 dead.

    Normal, seasonal flu kills between 25,000 and 50,000 a year. At the low end that’s 68 a day and this thing’s been around since late March.

    A zombie uprising would be fucking AWESOME though, which leads me into…. The Zombie Hunters.

    NNNNGH

    NNNNGH

    Lovely little story about post-zombiepokalypse society.

    Stay sexy,

    Scritt.

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