H1N1. Sounds like that Gorillaz song.

Heich one, en one.

Fucking swine flu, anyway.  My first thought was that it was another Marblecake prank. A fairly awesome one if it was them. Still holding out hope.

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL, KID.

Social Media (I probably shouldn’t be to much of a dick about it, considering what I’m writing in) has been going all over the place with this for the last ~36 hours. Especially Twitter, oh my.

If you paid attention to most of that crap, you’d be convinced there’s actually a Zombie uprising, over 3% of people have the bloody flu, and that the aporkalypse was nigh. As it is, there’s HIGH estimates of 2,500 infections worldwide. I’ll admit it seems to be spreading at a decent rate, but there’s only about 250 dead.

Normal, seasonal flu kills between 25,000 and 50,000 a year. At the low end that’s 68 a day and this thing’s been around since late March.

A zombie uprising would be fucking AWESOME though, which leads me into…. The Zombie Hunters.

NNNNGH

Lovely little story about post-zombiepokalypse society.

Stay sexy,

Scritt.

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