Die, just die, you asshats.

Fuck has completely lost it’s fucking meaning these days. People aren’t offended by it, it doesn’t have any impact. It’s overused by children.

If I want to have an impact these days when speaking, if you want something to HIT someone, I find explaining something horrible in a deadpan tone with a straight face works well.

Other people might find this a little disturbing, but fuck ‘em.

Example – You’re discussing a firewall issue with someone else. They’re obviously not paying attention.

“Well, he changed the SNMP strings. Now we have ICMP monitoring of the device. It’s still sending correlated events to HPOV, but if you cut the skin off a kitten it can still stay alive for up to two, maybe three hours. You can sit there staring at it, listen to it’s pathetic mewling until it finally expires. Whenever I see that, I think of what a human child would look like in the same state”

Wouldn't a baby look neat skinless?

Etc. Captures the attention once they tune back into the conversation.

So, I quite like a lot of webcomics, so I’m going to start talking about some of ‘em in here. Until I get tired of plugging ‘em, anyway.

Today you lucky skinned babies get http://picturesforsadchildren.com

Living in John Campbell's head would be awesome.

The simple (yet somehow wonderfully expressive, so you know it’s amazing) art works so obscenely well with the dialogue. I want to have John’s manbabies.

I may not even skin them.

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